British Police Employ Ninja
Friday, January 12th, 2007
Police were aided by an unknown vigilante after officers were threatened by a knife welding burglar in Laygate, South Shields.
A man with a sword teleported in the room and attempted to kill everything in it. One man died from a shuriken to the face. Another was found cut from his ass to his appetite. An “Shin-ku Dragons Thunder” was summoned to finish off. Unfortunately the town was completely destroyed in the process.