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Peacock cartel attacks neighbourhood

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

Residents of an Arlington neighbourhood have become the latest victims of crazed animal attacks. This time by a crack team of male Peacocks. In a wave of seperate attacks the Peacocks have targeted residents as well as their vehicles.

Local residents believe there are too many male peacocks and they are protecting their territory as they all want to be the alpha male.

…full story

Here at Neebone we know the real story; The Peacocks want their land back and will not rest until all humans have vacated their territory.

This new incident bring the Animal Attack Tally to 4 for the month of June,
stay tuned to Neebone as more reports come in (see Neebone news for other related stories)

 

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