Outsourcing Fears As Average Condom Too Big For Indian Men

According to international sizing, a survey of over 1000 Indian men has shown that standard condoms are too large to fit their really small penises.

The (short) 2-year study showed that around 60% of men have penises between three and five centimetres shorter than standard international measurements [ of “short” and “tight” ;) ].

“Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist’s shop and ask for a smaller size condom.” said Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research. And we agree - going in to a chemist and slipping a condom over your pinky-finger to “try it out” would be rather embarrassing.

Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men’s magazine Maxim (otherwise known as Minimum) said “It’s not size, it’s what you do with it that matters,” (like using your penis to check wall plug sizes).

“From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well (at having small penises).

“With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend.”. We say “no contest”.

Story @ BBC News

According to our friends over at Enlarge Penis Guide;

For average erect penis length:
- 5.6″ is modest
- 6.4″ is average
- 7.1″ is endowed

For average erect penis girth:
- 4.6″ is modest
- 5.0″ is average
- 5.4″ is endowed

Maybe they need to find some tiny vaginas.