Chuck Norris responds to “Chuck Norris Facts” site

Chuck Norris has finally spoken out in regards to chucknorrisfacts.com and it’s so called “facts” which include:

• Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
• Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

On his own site chucknorris.com (Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a computer - the ensuing carnage gave birth to the internet), he says:

I’m aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as “Chuck Norris facts.” I’ve seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I’m not quite sure what to make of it. It’s quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously.

For more “facts” on Chuck Norris, click here.