Unofficial Sequel To Snakes On A Plane Cancelled
Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006
Samuel L Jackson didn’t feature, but Manilla airport officials managed to halt an unofficial sequel to “Snakes On A Plane” by preventing the loading of more than 130 reptiles, including poisonous cobras, on to a flight destined for Bangkok.
A Filipino woman tried to smuggle diaper-wearing lizards and bottles containing 60 snakes in two suitcases to mask their smell. She was caught out when one of the suitcases was seen moving as it was being x-rayed. One of the lizards died due to heat (someone should have changed his diaper - that’s just bad parenting. Someone call social services…).
An airport official was reported as saying “I ain’t having these motherf***ing snakes on no motherf***ing plane, bitch!”.
Speaking about the death of one of the lizards, he went on to say, “Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!”