Students Steal Papers Because Picture Makes Them Look Like Big Fat Fatties

People were out of luck in getting their daily dose of life in Framingham as almost 1,000 Framingham State College newspapers were stolen. The reason? Front page exposure of FSC lacrosse fans’ mid riffs.

“This is the most stupid reason the paper has been stolen,” said Desmond McCarthy, an English professor.

McCarthy and Megan Turner, The Gatepost’s editor in chief, said the students responsible for stealing the paper should be required to pay for reprints of the lost papers. Turner said printing 500 copies can cost about $630.

We’ll just print it here instead.