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Roshambo Ends Robbery

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Henry Gordon, 52, attempted to rob a woman at an ATM of the Fifth-Third Bank on South Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando. But instead of getting away with the money, the only valuables he escaped with were his own crown jewels … barely.

As Gordon tried to snatch the cash from his 41-year-old victim, she gave him a swift kick to the testicles. Gordon managed to escape, slowly, into a wooded area nearby.

Gordon was later arrested and IDed by the woman.

Story @ Local 6

 

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