MP Demands Soldiers To Be Equipped With Guns, Ammo, Prostitutes

“The army must think about how their soldiers can let off some steam.”. That was a comment made by Dutch politician Annemarie Jorritsma, of the People’s Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD), in regards to a demand for “extra benefts” for soldiers - those benefits being Dutch prostitutes sent abroad to “service” the troops.

However, a military spokesman said “I don’t think my wife would like the idea very much.” (ah come on, you’ve been stationed at “Bangkok” often enough already, what’s the difference?)

There are currently around 2,000 Dutch soldiers stationed outside of the Netherlands, the majority in either Afghanistan and Bosnia (that’s a lot of ass to recruit).

Story @ Ananova