Movie Goers See Saw III, Pass Out, Shit Pants

Film buffs at a cinema in Stevenage, Herts, had to be treated by emergency services after passing out whilst watching Saw III.

“If you know you’re squeamish, don’t go,” said a spokesman for East of England Ambulance Service.

“This is obviously a blood-thirsty film. Some of the scenes are fairly horrific,”. Like people who go to see this aren’t expecting blood to be spewing out the victims ass or wherever. Yeah right, the saw guys going to be like “[distorted voice] If you don’t get the key which is stabled to the inside of your ass, the ass clamp with slowly rip you a new one. Just make sure you have a towel handy and turn around cos I’m quite squeemish. Ooh, and I’ve left a mop, bucket and some disinfectant. If you wouldn’t mind cleaning up a little before you go lovey. Toodles.”

The slasher movie is currently number one in both the UK and North American box office charts.