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K-Fed Beats John Cena On Raw. Later, Gets Fed Own Ass

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Who’d have thunk it? John Cena getting a beat down by Britney Spears’ ex? Well that’s not the whole story.

In his pro-wrestling debut against John Cena on WWE’s “Monday Night Raw”, K-Fed beat John Cena with a 3-count after Cena was unfairly destroyed by Umaga.

“He (Cena) hoisted Federline up for an FU, but his opponent this Sunday, Umaga, hit the ring to attack The Champ. With Jonathan Coachman’s edict that Umaga and Cena could not touch each other outside of a match having expired, the undefeated Samoan Bulldozer capitalized on the situation and brutalized the WWE Champion. Umaga finished off his assault by nailing Cena with the WWE Championship, allowing Federline to shock the world by pinning and defeating The Champ.”

However, not quite feeling happiness and contentment with the situation, John Cena later dragged Mr Federline into the ring and read him the riot act.

“Later, Coachman made a 4-on-1 Handicap Match as the main event, pitting himself, Nitro, Umaga and Armando Estrada against Cena. Cena fought valiantly, and looked as if he would pick up the victory when he locked Umaga in the STFU. However, Estrada brought a chair into the ring, and Cena broke the hold to attack him. The Champ then grabbed the chair and twice blasted Umaga, drawing a disqualification. Cena didn’t care however, as he also delivered a pair of thunderous FUs to Nitro and Coachman. To cap off the festivities, Cena grabbed Federline (who was at ringside doing commentary), tossed him into the ring and dropped him with a third FU. The Champ then stared down his New Year’s Revolution challenger, standing tall despite the odds stacked against him.”

For the full story, hit up WWE.com

 

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