Aliens To Play Role Of Victoria Beckham And Tom Cruise In New Movie
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006
Is the Church of Scientology unstoppable? Well their flagship ambassador seems to have suckered Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham into acting as an alien bride (not hard considering she looks like a bag of antlers) in ‘The Thetan’ - based on the so-called “truth” the church spouts in which all human life is inhabited by evil aliens.
“Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood. This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in charge.” said one source. He chose Victoria because her “comic genius” impressed him (huh?).
Cruise is funding the project himself after no other studio would touch it with a 10-foot cattle prod. (huh?)
Story @ Virgin.net (in case you didn’t believe us)
“Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed, the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.”