(More) Amazing Mr. T

When shooting craps, Mr. T can roll a seven with only one die.

Mr. T is actually Chuck Norris’ black twin, who was born at the same time, and simultaneously grew a beard along side Chuck Norris.

Mr.T actually invented Pita Bread. But he accidently named it Pity Bread, and it was therefore shunned by the Jewish church.

When Mr. T and I play chess, he pities my king so hard that it just checkmates itself so it can all be over.

Mr. T pitied the abacus so hard it became a computer.