Football Chants

Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at Man United
the other day:
“Park, Park, Where-ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse - You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house”

(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich:
“Your sister is your mother, your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one
another, The Norwich family der der der der clap clap etc

Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans.
”Going down, going down, going down”
Sunderland fans reply…..
“So are we , so are we , so are we “.

“Where’s your real dad, where’s your real dad!?”
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips

Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink (he even laughed!):
“Fat Eddie Murphy You’re just a fat Eddie Murphy”

(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
“VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER”

To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for, well, you know… (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
“If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next”

(To the tune of “when the saints” West brom sang):
“the premier league is upside down, the premier league is upside down.
we’r
up the top and chelsea bottom,
the premier league is upside down”
Then a few seconds later..
“champions!……………champions!……. ……champions!

He’s here, he’s there
We’re not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf”
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn’t like
the idea of a swear word in his song.

A song about Tim Howard’s tourettes syndrome…..
“in style of Chim-Chiminey”
“Tim timminy, Tim timminy, Tim Tim Tirooo We’ve got Tim Howard and he
says F*CK YOU!!

In reference to Jaime Carragher’s dad being banned from football stadia
after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
“He’s red,He’s sound, He’s banned from every ground, Carra’s dad,
Carra’s dad”

Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St
Andrews…
“Theres only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e,
But now hes alright, Walking in a Heskey wonderland”

Here’s a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover…
He’s bald, He’s sh*t, He gets a game when no-one’s fit, Pascal Cygan!
Pascal Cygan!

To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you’re bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad

Don’t blame it on the Biscan,
Don’t blame it on the Hamann,
Don’t blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can’t, He just can’t, He just can’t control his feet.
He just can’t, He just can’t, He just can’t control his feet.