Dick Cheney vs. Karima Adebibe (aka Lara Croft)
Friday, February 17th, 2006Dumbass of the week goes to:
Dick Cheney
For shooting his mate with a shotgun. I mean come on, the guy was wearing a bright orange coat. And to top it off, the incident was kept under wraps for a full 24hrs … we have a right to know who our polititians are maiming!
Superpowers: Immunity from prosecution when shooting friends.
Last appearance: A grassy knoll.
Hotass of the week goes to:
Karima Adebibe
For achieving cult status in becoming the next Lara Croft (and for having a great body!). She also gets to do cool stuff like SAS and weapons training.
Super powers: Leaping from ledge to ledge. Cleavage of suffocation.
Last appearance: A Top Man store in London (wouldn’t you just love for her to take you into a fitting room?)