David Beckham vs. Jessica Alba
Friday, March 3rd, 2006Dumbass of the week goes to:
David Beckham
For being unable to do his 6-year old son’s maths homework; instead having to rely on his anorexic wife to do it for him.
Superpowers: confusion and stupidity. Unfortunately it only works on himself.
Last appearance: in front of the TV watching cartoony hour; holding his blanket and sucking his thumb.
Hotass of the week goes to:
Jessica Alba
For sticking up for herself against Playboy, after they used her image for commercial purposes without her consent causing ‘immeasurable harm’ to her reputation and career.
Superpowers: my god would I love to find out what they are! (aside from being able to kick my ass).
Last appearance: semi-nude in PlayBoy’s “Hollywood’s 25 sexiest celebrities” article.