The most dangerous woman with a mobile phone pleaded guilty to reckless assault against her housekeeper, Ana Scolavino.
Cambell said “I am advised that Ana was hurt, and I am deeply sorry about that.”
She was sentenced to five days’ community service and a two-day anger management course, and ordered to pay medical bills of $363.33 for […]

Police were aided by an unknown vigilante after officers were threatened by a knife welding burglar in Laygate, South Shields.
A man with a sword teleported in the room and attempted to kill everything in it. One man died from a shuriken to the face. Another was found cut from his ass to his appetite. An […]

Glyn Atherton, 35, who worked in a pet store won £70,000 in damages from his employer after contracting psittacosis, a form of pneumonia which can spread to humans if they inhale particles of dried bird faeces. Atherton now has trouble walking and can no longer play with his 12-year-old son.
He was working as an assistant […]

Steve Mongey, head trainer at the Virgin Active gym in Kensington, West London, said: “These veins can be caused by weight-bearing exercises.
“The body needs to pump oxygen into the veins for these exercises and this causes the veins to expand.
“If you don’t keep your eating up and do a lot of exercise the fat gets […]

Jessica M. Powell, 19, was arrested for prostitution by Framingham officers and then started to brag how she made more money then they did.
“She said, I make more money as a prostitute than you do as a police officer,’ ” Lt. Paul Shastany said.
Powell was arrested with two other “customers” along Waverley Street on Monday […]

“Once these foods are in the house, even if bought for the children, adults appear more likely to eat them.” said lead researcher Helena Laroche, from the University of Iowa. Her team researched 6,600 adults and demonstrated a link between having children and obesity.
However, “The study does not prove that the presence of children […]

Columbus, GA - The Platinum Club at 2723 Manchester Expressway was evacuated on Tuesday after a bomb threat was phoned in at the club.
An employee told police that a man calmly whispered “Bomb in the building” three times then hung up - we’re not kidding, that what he said and how he said it. The […]

Katie Rees, 22, has lost her title as Miss Nevada and scuppered chances to compete for Miss United States after club night shenanigans.
Pictures depicting lesbian kisses, exposed breasts and simulated sexual acts when she was 17, forced organisers to reconsider her title.
“Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007. First […]

Two armed men entered the Washington Mutual bank in Clermont, Fla., and stole an undisclosed amount of cash (we reckon lots).
The robbers were videoed entering the premises, one apparently holding an AK-47 assault rifle and the other a handgun.
A Volkswagen stolen from Ft. Lauderdale is suspected as the getaway vehicle for the bandits.
The men are […]

Miss USA Tara Conner was almost dethroned as it came to light that she went on an underage drinking binge in New York.
However, Donald Trump, who owns the Miss America event, said Conner was “a good person.” and gave her a second chance - which involves a stint in rehab. “Tara got caught up in […]

A 13-year-old girl riding her bicycle in Orange County was hit by a car so hard she was thrown into the path of another vehicle.
Samantha “She Hulk” Day was airlifted to Orlando Regional Medical Center in a stable condition. Police are still looking for the first driver who didn’t stop after the accident.
“The guy just […]

“I’ll be damned if the white man uses that word last,” said Damon Wayans at the Laugh Factory - the same place where Michael “Kramer” Richards recently went into his racial tirade.
Wayans took the stage for a showcase of African-American comedians called “Chocolate Sundaes.”, opening with “Give yourselves a big round of applause for coming […]

There has been no sign of a man who jumped off the Brent Spence Bridge to escape police.
The man had attempted two carjackings before fighting with a man and stealing his car. He lost his shoes and shirt in the process - a fair trade.
An officer at the scene attempted to hit the man with […]

Health specialists have suggested that large-sized clothes should come with a helpline number to call in order to combat the obesity epidemic.
Suggestions include:
- Printing a helpline numbers for advice with all clothes sold with a waist of more than 40in for men and 37in for boys, women’s garments with a waist of more than 35in […]

The streets of Tokyo are pretty mean; especially if you’re a mobile phone user.
At 1:15 a.m on a street in Nakano-ku, Tokyo, a 37-year-old company employee talking on her mobile phone was beat about the head with a blunt instrument by … someone. That’s it. A woman got hit by some generic hooligan in the […]

In the latest installment of “Tax Blade”© , Wesley Snipes has been bailed from court on a $1 million bond. Snipes had nothing to say in court.
He’s being allowed back to Africa, but must return by January 10th and surrender his passport.
Snipes was charged in October with fraudulently claiming refunds totaling nearly $12 million in […]

“We got him!”
“Well done Johnson. Now sprinkle some crack on him…”
According to a spokesman for his new film, Wesley Snipes gave himself up for arrest after landing at Orlando airport.
Snipes says he is a scapegoat and has been unfairly targeted. He intends to go back to Nambia to finish filming after his court appearance.
Africa has […]

Not offering sperm for fertilisation it appears (according to Eddie).
Beverly Hills Cop star Eddie Murphy has dumped girlfriend Mel B (of Spice Girl fame) and claims the child she’s carrying isn’t his: “You’re being presumptuous because we’re not together anymore. And I don’t know whose child it is until it comes out and has a […]

Snoop the dee oh double gizzle, fizzles wizzle chizzles after a nizzle stizzle was discizzled in … ah forget this.
A collapsable 20 inch night-stick was found in the rappers luggage as he boarded a flight to New York in September. A warrant for his was issued whilst Snoop was in Copenhagen performing at the MTV […]

Former spice girl Melanie Brown, aka Mel B ,is reportedly four months pregnant with the baby of her new boyfriend Eddie Murphy.

According to the store spokesman at exclusive Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood “Melanie Brown came in and was telling everybody she was four months gone.”
“She said she suspects twins because they run […]