He’s big. He’s Mexican. He drinks a shit load of milk.
Yes folks, 14.1lbs of newborn Antonio “Super Tonio” Vasconcelos (yes, that’s a real nickname) was delivered by caesarean section in Cancun.
In three days, Supe’s gained seven ounces and now weighs in at 14.5lbs and measures 22 inches in length.
“We haven’t found any abnormality in […]

[Ok so the pic has nothing to do with the article but we thought it was cool anyway…]
“long enough to span the width of a tennis court and as thick as a tree trunk.” - that was the description of a huge python which is the suspected culprit involved in the killing (and eating) of […]

What started out as a minor crash Tuesday morning, ended up with a broken bike, a bit driver, an attempted carjacking, and a suspect trying to hide in a tree, the Broward Sheriff’s Office said.
Here’s what BSO spokesman Hugh Graf said happened just before 8 a.m. on Tuesday:

Frank Henry John, 41, was driving a 2005 […]

“The calf has six legs, two vaginas and six nipples,” explained the animal’s owner, Salvador Vanegas.
Vanegas says this is the first time he’s come across such a strange beast in all his years of raising animals (you don’t say).
“Some people (were) horrified while looking at the calf with the six legs, but what can we […]

An accident on the tiny Caribbean island of Soledad Miria was caused when an inhabitant switched on a faulty cooking appliance. The resulting explosion devastated the island.
The blast caused an inferno which took only 10 minutes to destroy half the settlement as more gas cylinders in other wooden homes detonated.
1,014 inhabitants either jumped into the […]

Tina Maree Watkins, 35, of Lismore, has had bestiality charges dropped for allegedly engaging in sex with a horse. She still faces a charge of behaving in an offense manner though (possibly giving the horse an “Ann Frank”?)
A psychiatric report is to be carried out to see if Tina will be eligible to have the […]

Orange County Sheriff’s Office have a problem with speeders. They needed to solve this problem fast. The solution? Operation ELF: Enforcing Limits and Fining speeders. Yes readers, Orange County has hired Santa’s little helpers to patrol the highway and catch evil doers.
But why elves? Why not the Grinch or the little baby Jesus? Ken Wyne […]

“As Muslims, we should practice Islam fully, not in part, and that is what our religion enjoins us to do.” says Sheik Hussein Barre Rage. And what are the consequences for not practicing Islam fully? The threat that you “will definitely be beheaded according to Islamic law,”. Ouch.
Public places in Bulo Burto, about 124 miles […]

You want to pull a sicky at work. Do you:
a) Pretend you’re sick (call in)
b) Pretend you’re paralysed (get a friend to call in)
c) Pretend you’re dead (get the mortuary to call in)
If you guessed a, b or c you’d be wrong. The correct answer is f - steal your pregnant girlfriend’s gynaecologist notes from […]

In true Christmas spirit, eBay is removing a listing for “KKK Snowmen and Snow-women.”
The xmas decorations, a great gift to give any afro-caribbean, were said to be clay Ku Klux Klan figurines with removable pointy hoods.
No bids had so far been placed with a starting price of $13.77.
An eBay spokeswoman said the listing violated the […]

Wow, nice ass!
“The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass,” wrote public defender Fredric Anderson.
The state surrounds Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior, who faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. […]

Ramblers beware! You may think that a naked man in the bushes has only one dangerous short-range weapon to play with but you’d be oh so wrong.
Officers from El Cerrito, California, drew their firearms on a naked man after asking him whether he was carrying anything (else) that they should know about. John Sheehan, 33, […]

{New Zealand] “He developed two bottoms and I think he got glugged up,” said Mrs Dickey about Forzie, her newborn Te Uku-bred Barnevelder chick.
“He was a bit of a laugh.”
Forzie weighed a “good pound of butter” before it died and was gaining feathers slowly. It’s not common for chicks born with defects to survive birth. […]

Here at Neebone we have exclusive online pictures of Michael Jackson on holiday in St Tropez. He was pictured wearing figure hugging jeans, green blouse, floppy hat and high heels. These pictures have sparked rumours that Michael may have had a sex change.
“The leggy creature in figure-hugging jeans, green blouse and high-heels drew plenty […]

Lagos Nigeria; A Nigerian man being held as a murder suspect told police that he killed a goat with an axe which magically turned into the corpse of his brother.
“He said that the goats were on his farm and he tried to chase them away. When one wouldn’t move, he attacked it with an […]

Picture the scene: lying in bed with someone you really want to make love to. You whisper sweet nothings in their ear “I love you baby … you’re the only one for me … I want to make you feel special”. You go on to have a really good night.
However, for Sudanese man Mr Tombe, […]

Most computer/tech savvy people will know that AOL blows goats. Why then would anyone choose to stay with AOL? Who knows. But based on the recent search habits released by AO(HEL)L recently, we reckon they’re a rather dangerous bunch to say the least…
AOL user 311045 apparently owns a Scion XB automobile in need of new […]

An employee for McDonalds alerted the authorities after Adalberto Cardoso, 39, broke into the eatery using his fists to smash through a window.
Officers, including a dog and its handler, arrived at the scene to confront Cardoso covered in blood and sweat and only wearing boxer shorts.
The crazy man leapt out of the restaurant and […]

Three sisters have had cover on their virginity withdrawn after complaints to Essex-based Britishinsurance.com.
The cover was help support the raising of Christ in the event of an immaculate conception by one of the sisters.
“The people were concerned about having sufficient funds if they immaculately conceived. It was for caring and bringing up the Christ.” said […]

In 1994, the US military drafted a 6-year plan to develop a bomb that would make an enemy “sexually irresistible” to one another, at a cost of $7.5m. The plan didn’t go ahead.
The plan for a so-called “love bomb” envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military […]