Why have badger skin when you can have mink-a (see what we did there?)

Two Foxes but we only watch one

We’d like to Pat her Robertson

The U.S Government needs some ass-istance.

An ass to look at, or one to talk out of. So we assk, asset or asshole?

She was in Sin City, he is wanted by the city for sin

Two Latina’s, one a hottie the others potty

One of them has made a sex tape, the other needs to follow suit.

Not even Baywatch could save Bobby

Smack that ass (and I aint talkin’ bout the chic)

Chicks dig bikers…

Cos you gotta have faith when dealing with divas…

It fun to stay at the Doctors?

Looks like Slim Shady doesn’t care for his Woman’s Worth

Slammed by Trish or pee’d on by Kelly?

A dick vs. someone you’d love to … you get the idea.

Scientology vs archaeology … hmm, difficult one…

Kissing Stone or kissing Ass - err,sorry Ash…

No contest this week really. Maybe David can make Dumbass of the Year!

They both blow shit up. But only one does it for a just cause.